Da SHOP!
Broken Glass flavored Pop Tarts
Not to be confused with the limited edition Broken Tinted Glass Pop Tarts, which are no longer for sale.
Water Flavored Pop Tarts!
They taste oddly flavorless, despite everyone feeling like they've tried it before..hmmmm..wonder why..
Toddler Pop Tarts Floor food flavor
Have you ever licked your floor and wished you could lick it all the time? These are not the solution, but whatever.
Bowl of Nails Pop Tarts
"Can you pass the ones with the 30% more rust?" *crunch crunch crunch*
Playdoh infused Pop Tarts
It tastes like Playdoh, what did you expect?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER EATEN AN ENTIRE CONTAINER OF PLAYDOH AT A FAMILY GATHERING?!
No Television! Violation card/Ticket
Tell 'em to trash the TV!
BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
LIMITED EDITION Pop Tarts Just The Crust!!!!
A Pop-Tart with just the crust would be a unique experience, completely different from the typical filled and frosted pastry that we are accustomed to. IT WOULD BE WAY BETTER BRO! Imagine..the crust of a Pop-Tart would take center stage. It would be the primary focus of your taste and texture experience. The texture of the crust would be crisp and flaky, reminiscent of a buttery, slightly crumbly pie crust. Each bite would offer a satisfying, delicate crunch, contrasting with the typically soft and gooey filling. So why wouldn't you want it?
- Flavor: The flavor of the Pop-Tart's crust would be rich and buttery, with a subtle sweetness. The taste might remind you of a classic pastry crust, with hints of baked flour, a gentle touch of saltiness, and a mellow sweetness from the dough itself. The sweetness would be subdued compared to a fully frosted Pop-Tart.
- Aroma: When you break open a Pop-Tart with just the crust, a warm and inviting aroma would waft from the baked pastry. It would carry the scent of freshly baked bread and butter, evoking images of cozy mornings and simple pleasures.
- Versatility: A crust-only Pop-Tart could serve as a blank canvas for your culinary creativity. You could spread it with your choice of spreads, such as fruit preserves, Nutella, peanut butter, or even cream cheese. The mild sweetness of the crust would make it an excellent base for experimenting with different toppings to suit your taste.
- Simplicity: With just the crust, you'd have a simpler, less sugary version of a Pop-Tart, making it a suitable choice for those who prefer a less sweet breakfast or snack option. It would be a nostalgic nod to the essence of a classic pie crust, with a convenience and portability that Pop-Tarts are known for.
In summary, a Pop-Tart with just the crust would be a departure from the traditional, filled version, focusing on the subtle charms of the flaky, buttery pastry. It would offer a versatile platform for customization and cater to those who appreciate a less sweet breakfast or snack option.
Toddler Ketchup Infused Pop Tarts (With Ketchup!)
Ketchup, with its rich and enticing flavor, is a condiment that has captured the hearts and palates of people around the world. Its distinct taste is a symphony of sensations, blending the familiar and the comforting in each tantalizing drop.
The first note that hits your taste buds is the sweetness, like a burst of sunshine on a summer day. It's a gentle caress of ripe tomatoes that have been transformed into a luscious, crimson nectar. This sweetness is not cloying or overpowering, but rather a harmonious undercurrent that keeps you coming back for more.
As you savor the ketchup, you'll notice a subtle tanginess that dances on your palate. It's the sharpness of vinegar and a hint of citrus, lending a delightful contrast to the initial sweetness. This tanginess adds complexity, awakening your senses and making the ketchup a versatile companion to a wide array of dishes.
The tomato essence is where ketchup truly shines. The deep, savory tomato flavor is like an explosion of umami, filling your mouth with a rich, almost meaty depth. It's as if the essence of sun-ripened tomatoes has been distilled into this condiment, creating a sense of warmth and nostalgia. The umami is what gives ketchup its irresistible savory allure, making it the perfect complement to burgers, fries, hot dogs, and so much more.
Then, there's a subtle interplay of spices and seasonings. Onion, garlic, and a touch of allspice or cloves lend a gentle earthiness, adding depth and complexity to the flavor profile. These spices and seasonings are like a secret blend that elevates the ketchup, turning it from a mere condiment into a culinary masterpiece.
The texture of ketchup is silky and smooth, allowing it to effortlessly coat your food, ensuring every bite is an explosion of flavor. It's neither too runny nor too thick, striking a perfect balance that makes it easy to pour or dip.
In the world of condiments, ketchup is a sensory delight, a sweet and tangy symphony of flavors that evoke memories of childhood picnics, backyard barbecues, and countless shared meals with loved ones. It's a versatile, timeless companion to a vast array of dishes, always there to enhance and delight the palate. And the Pop Tarts.
Popcorn ceiling infused Pop Tarts
Introducing the whimsical "Popcorn Ceiling Flavored" Pop-Tarts, a playful and imaginative concept that takes a unique twist on both interior design and culinary creativity. This delightful treat is inspired by the textured surface of popcorn ceilings, turning it into an unexpected, fun, and delicious flavor adventure.
Tastes like when you lick you're ceiling, just more dry.
Pop Tarts SHOWER PACK!!!!
Never shower again with these yummy, completely sanitary Pop Tarts! Put them in warm water, and when they float, or POP to the top, they are ready to eat!!!
LIMITED EDITION Tide Pods Pop Tarts!!!!!!!!
Comes with a child safety lock! Press until it clicks!
ONLY HERE FOR A LIMITED TIME!
Frosted Gasoline Pop Tarts
It is not our fault if it catches on fire! We only use the least flammable stuff we could legally get our hands on!
Facebook Pop Tarts! (Smash Like OR ELSE!)
Introducing the "Facebook Flavored" Pop-Tarts, a whimsical and imaginative fusion of the world's favorite social network and the delightful treat that is Pop-Tarts. This playful concept marries the virtual realm of Facebook with the delicious, real-world experience of snacking.
Features:
1. Social Media Snap: Just like opening your Facebook app, each bite of our "Facebook Flavored" Pop-Tarts starts with a satisfying snap. This signature texture evokes the excitement of connecting with friends online.
2. Virtual Vanilla: The frosting on these Pop-Tarts is a smooth and creamy vanilla, symbolizing the virtual nature of Facebook. It's a blank canvas for your culinary creativity, much like your Facebook profile is for your online presence.
3. Friend Request Filling: The filling is a sweet and slightly tangy friend request flavor, representing the connections and friendships forged on Facebook. It's a harmonious blend of sweetness and a touch of zest, just like the diverse personalities you encounter online.
4. Emoji Sprinkles: These Pop-Tarts come adorned with colorful emoji-shaped sprinkles. Each emoji represents a different emotion, allowing you to express your feelings as you enjoy your snack.
5. Like Button Texture: As you savor each bite, you'll notice a distinctive "Like Button" texture, capturing the essence of engagement on Facebook. The texture is soft and smooth, mirroring the experience of clicking the like button on your favorite posts.
Deodorant Pop Tarts (ft. Gym Bro)
Made with old spice!
Never brush your teeth again with this unique flavor!
Or don't.
I can't force you, you malodorous filthy beast! (Sorry to all the girls out there)
Anime Girl Spit Ice cream
Made with virtual Anime girl spit.
- Toothsome
- Gastronomic
- Delicious
- Tasty
- Delectable
- Mouthwatering
- Scrumptious
- Flavorful
- Appetizing
- Irresistible
- Succulent
- Luscious
- Heavenly
- Exquisite
- Divine
- Gourmet
- Palatable
- Tantalizing
- Savory
Booger Pop Tarts! (Yum!)
Tastes like sticky, wet chicken. With a little bit of crunch, of course.
IKEA Bag Flavored Pop Tarts
Introducing the delightfully quirky and imaginative "IKEA Bag Flavored" Pop-Tarts, a one-of-a-kind treat that playfully channels the iconic design and practicality of the IKEA shopping bag. This unique flavor combines the whimsical charm of IKEA's signature blue bag with the indulgence of a Pop-Tart.
Features:
1. Foldable Flakiness: Just like the ingenious foldable design of an IKEA bag, our Pop-Tarts have layers of flaky pastry that unfold with every bite. You'll enjoy the satisfying experience of revealing hidden layers of flavor.
2. Swedish Blueberry Jam: The filling of these Pop-Tarts is a delightful Swedish blueberry jam, capturing the essence of IKEA's Scandinavian roots. It's a sweet and slightly tart burst of fruity goodness that transports you to a cozy Swedish kitchen.
3. Lingonberry Frosting: The top of our Pop-Tarts features a vibrant lingonberry-flavored frosting. This unique twist adds a touch of tanginess and an authentic Scandinavian touch, reminiscent of the lingonberry sauce often found in IKEA's food section.
4. DIY Sprinkle Packets: Just as you customize your IKEA furniture, our "IKEA Bag Flavored" Pop-Tarts come with DIY sprinkle packets. You can sprinkle colorful, crunchy toppings like rainbow sprinkles or chocolate chips to create a personalized snacking experience.
5. Snap-and-Savor Texture: These Pop-Tarts have a delightful snap-and-savor texture, mirroring the sound of an IKEA bag being snapped open. The first bite captures the familiar sensation of revealing a surprise inside.
6. Reusable Crumb-Catcher: In a playful nod to the practicality of IKEA bags, our Pop-Tarts come with a built-in "reusable crumb-catcher." The edges of the pastry are designed to catch any crumbs, making for a mess-free snack. Yes, this is real.
NASA Pop Tarts (Unofficial Sponsorship Product)
Introducing the otherworldly NASA Flavored Pop-Tarts, a captivating and imaginative treat that brings the essence of space exploration right to your taste buds. This cosmic creation takes you on a flavor adventure that pays homage to the awe-inspiring world of NASA and the mysteries of the universe.
Features:
1. Celestial Crunch: Each bite of our NASA Flavored Pop-Tart begins with a celestial crunch, reminiscent of the sensation of stepping onto an extraterrestrial surface. It's a texture that immediately transports you to the cosmos.
2. Galactic Vanilla: The frosting on this Pop-Tart is a smooth, creamy vanilla with swirls of shimmering stardust. It symbolizes the vastness of space and the infinite possibilities of the universe. This vanilla adds a touch of sweetness, creating a mesmerizing flavor experience.
3. Cosmic Berry Fusion: The filling is an explosion of cosmic berries, capturing the vibrant colors of nebulae and galaxies. Each bite is a harmonious blend of sweet and tart, like a meteor shower of fruity goodness that dances across your palate.
4. Zero-Gravity Texture: As you savor each bite, you'll notice a unique zero-gravity texture. It's light and airy, mimicking the sensation of floating in space. This texture adds an element of otherworldly delight to your snack.
5. Astronomical Surprise: Hidden within the filling are tiny, star-shaped candy pieces that provide an astronomical surprise with each bite. They represent the countless stars in the universe, making your snacking experience a cosmic adventure.
Airpod Flavored Pop Tarts
ntroducing the fantastical and whimsical "AirPod Flavored" Pop-Tarts - a truly unique and imaginative creation that merges the world of technology with the joy of snacking. This playful treat is a delightful departure from the ordinary, bringing the iconic essence of AirPods into a delicious pastry.
Features:
1. Crispness: Each bite is an experience of delightful crispness, much like the satisfying snap of opening an AirPods case. The initial texture mirrors the sensation of biting into a freshly toasted Pop-Tart, making every mouthful an adventure.
2. Cool and Metallic Undertones: We've infused this Pop-Tart with cool, metallic undertones reminiscent of sleek technology. You'll encounter a refreshing sensation akin to mint or menthol, creating a unique and slightly futuristic flavor profile.
3. Bluetooth Blueberry: Paying homage to the iconic blue LED on the AirPods case, our filling boasts a vibrant blueberry flavor. This blueberry filling offers both sweetness and a subtle tartness, delivering a burst of fruitiness with every bite.
4. Wireless Vanilla: The frosting crowning this Pop-Tart is a lusciously smooth and creamy vanilla. Symbolizing the seamless wireless experience of AirPods, it adds a touch of sweetness to the overall flavor, complementing the cool undertones.
5. Battery Life Crunch: An element of fun and surprise awaits you with tiny, crunchy candy pieces hidden within the filling. Each of these bits represents the battery life indicator on an AirPods case, ensuring that each bite unveils a different level of "battery life" crunch.
6. Sonic Surprise: In a nod to the world of audio technology, our Pop-Tarts feature hidden popping candy specks within the filling, creating small sonic surprises reminiscent of the sounds of using AirPods. These unexpected bursts of delight add a whimsical touch to your snacking experience.
Primagen/Protogen Hunting License
Buzzkill down your protogen foes, or put a terminal reset USB into your primagen enemies with this license!
Now ya see me.
Now yer dead.
Enhanced Furry Hunting License
With our Furry Hunting License, you can blast the peanut sized brains outta those pesky furries, always being annoying and cringy.
Can not be Uno Reversed!
Quark-Gullon Plasma
Boy do I love myself a good ol' fashioned glass of Quark-gullon Plasma.
Old fashioned being 13.8 billion years ago, that is.
Broh moment mug
When you have a bro moment, make it more bro-ey with this mug.
Oh, and you don't wanna know what happens if you don't.
He has all the power.
If you wanna go up against Quandale Dingle, your going up against the world.
I saw that! mug
I TOTALLY SAW THAT LIKE OMGGGGGGGG I'M LIKE TELLING ON YOU OMGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hide the pain Harold mug 2
When you really need to hide the pain in front of people so you can act tough or whatever, this is an easy reminder to yourself.
Who Told you this was Butter? Air polluter
Who the heck told you this was butter? DON'T CONSUME THIS STUFF!
What is butter? Matrix butter sticks
But really.. If I can't believe it's not butter.. You'd think it's butter.. Butter it's not.. How is this not butter..
With all that in mind.. What really is butter..?
Try Matrix Butter today!
Dr. Pepper "Gun"
For the Soda wars.
THERE CAN ONLY BE 1 CAN AROUND!
You reload with another can or bottle.
Can is 6 shots, bottle is 8 shots.
Coca-Cola battle armor
In preparations for the war that will prove the only can that can be around.
This armor is strong against Pepsi, but weak against Dr. Pepper.
Dr. Pepper battle armor
In preparation for the war that will prove the only can that can be around.
This armor is strong against Coca-Cola, but weak against Pepsi.
Prune juice..?
Dr. Pepper bottle pack
- 23 Flavors: Dr. Pepper is famous for its unique blend of 23 flavors. While the exact ingredients and their proportions are a closely guarded secret, this combination creates its distinctive and complex taste.
- Prune Juice Base: Dr. Pepper's original formula, created by Charles Alderton in the 1880s, featured a base of prune juice. However, today's formula has evolved, and it no longer contains prune juice as an ingredient.
- Not a Cola: Dr. Pepper is often categorized as a "pepper-flavored" soda, but it doesn't belong to the cola family. It has a flavor profile that sets it apart from traditional colas and contributes to its unique and beloved taste.
BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE 1 CAN AROUND.......
Dr. Pepper bottle
- 23 Flavors: Dr. Pepper is famous for its unique blend of 23 flavors. While the exact ingredients and their proportions are a closely guarded secret, this combination creates its distinctive and complex taste.
- Prune Juice Base: Dr. Pepper's original formula, created by Charles Alderton in the 1880s, featured a base of prune juice. However, today's formula has evolved, and it no longer contains prune juice as an ingredient.
- Not a Cola: Dr. Pepper is often categorized as a "pepper-flavored" soda, but it doesn't belong to the cola family. It has a flavor profile that sets it apart from traditional colas and contributes to its unique and beloved taste.
BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE 1 CAN AROUND.......
Dr. Pepper can box
- 23 Flavors: Dr. Pepper is famous for its unique blend of 23 flavors. While the exact ingredients and their proportions are a closely guarded secret, this combination creates its distinctive and complex taste.
- Prune Juice Base: Dr. Pepper's original formula, created by Charles Alderton in the 1880s, featured a base of prune juice. However, today's formula has evolved, and it no longer contains prune juice as an ingredient.
- Not a Cola: Dr. Pepper is often categorized as a "pepper-flavored" soda, but it doesn't belong to the cola family. It has a flavor profile that sets it apart from traditional colas and contributes to its unique and beloved taste.
Coca-Cola Bottle
- Secret Formula: Coca-Cola is made from a closely guarded secret formula, known as "Merchandise 7X," which includes a mix of natural flavors, including vanilla and cinnamon. The exact recipe remains a well-protected trade secret.
- Classic Carbonation: Coca-Cola is famous for its effervescence, achieved through carbonation, which gives the soda its characteristic bubbles and refreshing quality.
- Signature Sweetness: Coca-Cola is known for its perfect balance of sweetness, combining sugar or high-fructose corn syrup with its distinct blend of flavors to create the iconic taste that has remained relatively consistent for over a century.
BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE 1 CAN AROUND........
Coca-Cola Can
- Secret Formula: Coca-Cola is made from a closely guarded secret formula, known as "Merchandise 7X," which includes a mix of natural flavors, including vanilla and cinnamon. The exact recipe remains a well-protected trade secret.
- Classic Carbonation: Coca-Cola is famous for its effervescence, achieved through carbonation, which gives the soda its characteristic bubbles and refreshing quality.
- Signature Sweetness: Coca-Cola is known for its perfect balance of sweetness, combining sugar or high-fructose corn syrup with its distinct blend of flavors to create the iconic taste that has remained relatively consistent for over a century.
BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE 1 CAN AROUND........
Pepsi bottle pack
- Caffeine Content: Pepsi typically contains caffeine, which contributes to its slightly bitter and stimulating taste, making it a popular choice for a pick-me-up.
- Carbonation: Pepsi is carbonated, giving it its characteristic fizz and effervescence when you open a can or bottle.
- Sweetness Level: The soda is known for its balance of sweetness, which comes from the use of high-fructose corn syrup, sugar, or artificial sweeteners in diet versions, creating its signature taste.
BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE 1 CAN AROUND..
Pepsi Bottle
- Caffeine Content: Pepsi typically contains caffeine, which contributes to its slightly bitter and stimulating taste, making it a popular choice for a pick-me-up.
- Carbonation: Pepsi is carbonated, giving it its characteristic fizz and effervescence when you open a can or bottle.
- Sweetness Level: The soda is known for its balance of sweetness, which comes from the use of high-fructose corn syrup, sugar, or artificial sweeteners in diet versions, creating its signature taste.
BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE 1 CAN AROUND..
Pepsi Can
- Caffeine Content: Pepsi typically contains caffeine, which contributes to its slightly bitter and stimulating taste, making it a popular choice for a pick-me-up.
- Carbonation: Pepsi is carbonated, giving it its characteristic fizz and effervescence when you open a can or bottle.
- Sweetness Level: The soda is known for its balance of sweetness, which comes from the use of high-fructose corn syrup, sugar, or artificial sweeteners in diet versions, creating its signature taste.
- BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE 1 CAN AROUND..
Battery Sandwich!
AAA Batteries + Wheat Bread = Battery Sandwich!
Made with REEEEEEAAAALLLL batteries!
Chlorine frosted Pop Tarts
Exposure to chlorine can lead to reactive airways dysfunction syndrome (RADS), a chemical irritant–induced type of asthma. Chronic exposure to chlorine, usually in the workplace, may cause corrosion of the teeth. Multiple exposures to chlorine may produce flu-like symptoms and a high risk of developing RADS.
But, these are Pop Tarts, so you won't have to feel a thing.
Pop Tarts SURVIVAL PACK!
Contains Egg, Bread, AND Milk Infused Pop Tarts! What more could you POSSIBLY WANT???
Asphalt Infused Pop Tarts
Hate having to go outside JUST to lick the road? Get Asphalt Pop Tarts! Now made with REAL asphalt!!!!!
Orange juice and Toothpaste Flavored Pop Tarts
For your delicious dining... Introducing... The one and only..
EXTRA SLS!!!
Makes it taste more yummy
The Endless Cosmic Void Hot Pockets!
Overwhelmingly stuffed with:
The edge of the Universe
The length of time
And best of all, the edge of reality!
Salt and Pepper Infused Pop Tarts
Enhance your flavor pallet with a 45% Salt, 45% Pepper Pop Tart TODAY! RIGHT NOW! DO IT!!!!
G Fuel Hot Pockets
Crush your competition today with..
Hang on, wait a minute.. Am I getting this right..?
Well....
Crush your competition today with.. Umm.. Hot Pockets..?
New England Clam Chowder flavored Pop Tarts
Because apparently England is still somehow new..? I guess..?
Han Solo in Carbonate Infused Pop Tarts
"Chewie, we're home" ... AND READY TO EAT!! LESSS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Crappy McRib
So this ios android yum eat food taste awesome burger yum